OLD THREAD: Who Would You Be/Meet? And General Discussion

So Pi$$y gave a list of possible future topics, and this one seemed fun. I tweaked it a bit, but the general idea is the same. If you were anybody other than yourself, who would you be? I also figured I'd add.... If you could meet any three people, who would they be (Jesus is a given to most, so he'd be automatically included for anybody who wanted to; so this would be in a celebrity/other historical figure sense). And this means an actual meeting and hanging out period, not just a "hi, nice to meet you" and a photo op. Doesn't need to be a lot of text for this one, it's pretty self explanatory. But, in the spirit of a "blog", I'll post my choices. At least for the 2nd part. Two people who I'd meet are - and people probably already know this - Mr. T and Jackie Chan. The third one would require a bit of thought, but Bret Hart is one of the ones who would be up for consideration. So have at it. Let us know in the comments and, of...