So......  Since I was accused of being lazy, I figured I'd lean into it and give the people what they want.  So here's your new thread.  You brought it on yourself, ya cunts. So this is the new thread.  It is new, it is shiny, it is full of wonder and joy, it is glorious. It is a milestone for the second year of PiTG, and it will surely be the thread that brings new people flocking to the site in amazement and awe!  So let's get this New Thread started off with a bang!  Let's get the comments up to 4,000 like we've done in the past!  With this big, beautiful post it's gonna be yuge! It's gonna be beautiful, it's gonna be great, and we're gonna Make Disqus Great Again! Semper Fi and Mazel Tov!