HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Um.......  I mean......   MERRY CHRISTMAS! We're 11 days away from the bestest holiday season of the year (fuck you, Halloween)! The time for peace on earth, good will towards men - and women - holly, mistletoe, Christmas carols (Mariah Carey doesn't count, hot dammit...), sleigh bells, Santa, Frosty, presents, tidings of comfort and joy, the whole damn shebang! There are even yuletide movies for the misfits.  Rudolph is the most obvious, of course, having the island of misfit toys, Hermie the dentist elf, Yukon Cornelius, and Bumble the abominable snowman. But you also have films such as A Christmas Horror Story, Fatman, Red One, and Violent Night, not to mention Nightmare Before Christmas (which was marketing genius because it's a dual holiday flick that capitalizes on and makes bank from both Halloween and Christmas), and many more. That's not even counting the classics such as Miracle on 34th Street, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story (me...