Well, I totally botched this, but........  HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, PITG!! Yes, it's true.  It's damn true.  As of May 30th, your beloved Pandemonium in the Garden has been around an entire year! We've had some great people come through this place and make it their online home away from home, and have had some great discussions and memories. Yes, we've also dealt with some of the lowest form of scum to ever infest the internet, but those losers are long gone and this place is so much the better for it.  But that's neither here nor there.  This is a thread for celebration, this is a thread for positivity, and a thread for the hopes of many more great years to follow. So let's try to get some more great peeps to join the ranks and grow into an even bigger "best site to hang out in all the Disqusverse". Before I go, I just want to thank everybody who's made this site the awesome hangout that it is.  Give each other, and yourselves, a round of appl...

 So I figured the new topic could be a general one on technology.  It came to me as I'm thinking about what overhyped bullshit 5G has been. Anywho.....  Whether it's televisions, cell phones, computers, access to music, streaming, weapons, AI, transportation, whatever the case may be, it's all fair game here. Technology has really surged over the course of the last few decades.  Some of it has had a detrimental effect, whether intentional or not, and some has afforded humankind with some amazing, beneficial advancements.  Being an entertainment buff, a few things I'm really glad I got to experience are the awesome tvs we have today.  To put it in perspective, I started out as a kid with barely two channels, watching shows on a little, red, 13 inch black and white tv with a dial knob channel changer with the built in extendable antenna.  (I know the tv in the pic isn't red, but it was the closest I could find to what I had. So, as Shawn and Gus would sa...

 Well, Pi$$maker did it again and came up with another thread topic.  Spam-a-mania is runnin' wild, brother! Hell, I don't even have to write a lot about this topic since it's so simple and self explanatory. We've all done it anyway (and still do) , whether it's memes, gifs, random nonsensical gibberish, so why not just lean into it and go fucking crazy (but not too crazy, you sick bastards. I'm looking at you, Howdy......   🤨). So let randomness reign, and throw out whatever off the wall shit you want. Songs, memes, videos of tweaked out nutcases talking to stop signs, whatever the hell.  And also talk about anything else (even though that still falls into the category anyway......) 

 So what better topic to discuss than wimminz?  We're all supposedly sex pests here anyway, so why not have some fun with it?  Women are lovely.  Women are soft. Women are sexy.  Women can be fun.  Women can also piss you off with their ridiculous demands and entitlement.  But we're not here to discuss the differences between men and women, or debate relationship issues.  We're here to discuss ass and tiddies.  I like all sorts of things about women: skin, lips, nips, asses, legs, calves and, of course, the obvious.  Smaller breasts with nice, hard nips over big tatas (with no nip action) for me. Shaved (or at least trimmed) no unruly jungle. The sad eyes look will get me. I like a bit of a dimple chin. Full, pouty lips are great. Tall women, short women, any hair color, any race (although I do like me some Asian women); as long as there's a feature or five that catches my eye I'm good.  But anyway.  That's enough about my like...

  So I worked every shift my second straight weekend and, to be brutally honest, I didn't have time to come up with a new thread idea. I also had some extra shit to deal with, outside of work.  It happens, don't give me shit.  We'll have a new assistant starting this week, and that should help take some of the load off so I'll get back to topics next thread. So, yeah, this is basically the "general discussion" thing amped up in a thread.  Yeah, it's a quick, lazy fix.  But it's definitely warranted with the recent craziness that's been going on lately. So let's do the damn thing.  Rasslin, movies, music, memes, porn, whatever.  Go nuts (but not too nuts).  😆

 Welp, gonna do a quick, fun thread this week.  20 questions. No, not the traditional type of game, just 20 questions to answer and discuss in the thread.  It's self explanatory, so I won't get into a lengthy diatribe about it.  Let's just get to it, shall we? 1) Where do you want to be 5 years from now? 2) What's your favorite way to waste time online (besides hangin' at the Garden!)? 3) What fruit or vegetable would you most like to be, and why? 4) How do you think the world will end (if it does)? ---- Those were all thanks to Pi$$maker.  5) Do babies know they're babies? 6) Could wigs be considered hats? ---- Those are courtesy of Abobo.  7) If you could pick one place to visit or live in the world, where would it be and why?  8) What animal would you be and why?  9) If you could live the life of one historical figure, who would it be and why?  10) If you could work with any three actors, who would they be?  11) if you could pick one ...

 Well, I went with my own idea this week (sorry, Pi$$y) and decided to do a dream match/match up thread. The twist this time is that this isn't limited to just rasslin'.  We're gonna do movie characters, monsters, the whole nine.  Whatever match, or team up, you can think of is fair game.  You think The Brothers of Destruction vs the Natural Disasters is a dream match?  Throw it out there.  Savage and Styles?  Bret and Angle? Piper and MJF?  Have at it.  But if you think that they should have had a Die Hard/Lethal Weapon crossover?  That a Police Academy/Super Troopers team up would be great?  Jackie Chan and Jason Statham? The A Team and Psych?  Crocodile Dundee and Danny Trejo? Bruce Campbell and Bruce Willis? Well, have at that, too. Hell, you could say Gozilla and Predator or Pokémon and Digimon or even Sonic and Megaman.  Maybe Pac Man and Frogger.  Dracula and Morbius.  Gandalf and Merlin. The possibilities...